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hmm, ok, this pic isnt that clear.. took it at night.. so pardon me. Its a stainless steel chain i bought in Bugis with my frens.. total 8dollars.. quite ex, well but i need one, had to chain my dog tag and amulet.. hee;)
Sunday, January 30, 2005
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ahh, my two bros hee.. oops, i wasnt suppose to put this pic on my blog hahaha.. they underestimate me when i have a cam phone.. oops, Names will not be disclose, ha, what they are doing is simply this: the one wearing black shirt is trying to use his hand to emm.. (censored) and the one in red is trying to resist.. haha, all bullshit, but you saw them how they provide entertainment to you;)
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Thursday, January 27, 2005
27/01/05
hmm.. how time flies.. almost a month will go away of this new year..its just like a blink of the eye.. oops, or i havent been checking the dates recently hee.. well, nvm, life goes on as usual.. Tmn is submission day! detailing of stairs and sections.. frankly, i dont know what grades will i get.. maybe like last year facing the shooting squad.. when you have to face the whole year lecturers and they interrogate you.. sigh.. its not a good feeling trust me..
reasons that i almost fail last year:
1) CCA(too much commitment)
2) Cant C0ncentrate.. actually, i dont really year 1, you only do models and no buildings, kids stuffs
3)was going after emm.. gals, hee.. wasnt keen on doing well for year 1
4) last but not least.. trainings and more trainings make me very shagged out always..
Now.. this year, thanks and praise the Lord, i have two great lecturers.. 1 is a good man, well, both are, but the other is more of a practical type. Ken, and Yen, weird they only have 3 letter words.. but nvm, Ken always give you encouragement... and Yen always give you the deathwish ha.. 9/10 times i heard from him is like this ;"
Dan, you know ah.. your work is borderline, if you dont do well this time, you will fail, you dont wanna repeat this year rite? last time when i was in JC, because of my cca, i have to repeat my first year.. i am sure you dont wanna me like me rite? " (i was thinking, hell no, siao, be like you?? nah.. i can handle it).. ya, i will, i must..
sort of like this.. but he's a good man. I learnt alot from him.. and so ya this year, buckling up my shoes,(with more rubberbands) and pumping my muscles and brain, i geared to do better than last year.. Well, now i am stil trying.. hope that this year can do better.. well, pray for me..
reasons that i almost fail last year:
1) CCA(too much commitment)
2) Cant C0ncentrate.. actually, i dont really year 1, you only do models and no buildings, kids stuffs
3)was going after emm.. gals, hee.. wasnt keen on doing well for year 1
4) last but not least.. trainings and more trainings make me very shagged out always..
Now.. this year, thanks and praise the Lord, i have two great lecturers.. 1 is a good man, well, both are, but the other is more of a practical type. Ken, and Yen, weird they only have 3 letter words.. but nvm, Ken always give you encouragement... and Yen always give you the deathwish ha.. 9/10 times i heard from him is like this ;"
Dan, you know ah.. your work is borderline, if you dont do well this time, you will fail, you dont wanna repeat this year rite? last time when i was in JC, because of my cca, i have to repeat my first year.. i am sure you dont wanna me like me rite? " (i was thinking, hell no, siao, be like you?? nah.. i can handle it).. ya, i will, i must..
sort of like this.. but he's a good man. I learnt alot from him.. and so ya this year, buckling up my shoes,(with more rubberbands) and pumping my muscles and brain, i geared to do better than last year.. Well, now i am stil trying.. hope that this year can do better.. well, pray for me..
Saturday, January 22, 2005
The Dawn of a new age..
hmm, happy that this weekend there's no training.. well, not quite too, was a rowing session, which i like.. but nvm, can always go again next week.. spend my whole day reformatting comp, redoing my CAD drawings because of my own stupidity of deleting them.. and just chilling out.. oh yeah, and listening to my dear mum singing non stop.. she's was cursing and scolding the whole day.. about matters that are so small.. but always make a big fuss about it.. she's been doing that for the last 18years of my life.. and its always the same. Attention seeking. she wants people to understands and listen to her, but always do it in the wrong and offensive manner.. take for example.. on thurs/wed, i skip dinner for the first time because i was doing my stairs, and we had a big fight.. and guess what.. she give my CPU(comp's brain) a good hard kick.. sending it to coma.. ha.. got the whole family affected.. and my dad.. sigh.. my mum always take my dad for a beating whenever the 3 of us, including me and my sibilings make her angry..
Hear me out, believe me, its not that simple and easy as you think. My mum? she's violent, vicious, uncontrollable when she's having her period or a bad day.. she likes missle attack, you can have things flying straight at you, and sometimes at your head. Item she use? anything she sees.. worst time was a glass bowl.. that she hit on me.. luckily thank God it misses.. if not you wont see me writing this blog.. and for my past 18 years.. sometimes things got so bad that we wanna call the cops and arrest her for family violence.. believe me, its bad. Live with me, and you will know. But my bro, sis and i, grew to adapt it.. when i was little, i will cry and blame everything on myself..but now, nah, screw her, she can scream and curse all she want, i just think she's a little gal wanting for attention. I just do my stuffs, and she hits on me, pray that i do not use violence against her.
Do i sound violent? or you may be saying, hey, she's your own mum, you cant hit her.. ya, everyone's telling me that.. there's no justice if she hits you, bleeds you, and you cant hit her? ha.. i dont believe that. Ok, i am just saying, but i wont do it ya.. and ya.. i will never hit a gal, no matter what.. thats a honor i partake.. maybe you will just see a big hole in the wall, but no, i will never hit a gal.
and ya.. to end this entry, this is a promise i took.. upon looking at my father, my mum, my bro and sis.. i promise i will be something special.. and when i am at their age.. I will never inflict pain and suffering on my children.. well, if i lived to that age first;)...
Hear me out, believe me, its not that simple and easy as you think. My mum? she's violent, vicious, uncontrollable when she's having her period or a bad day.. she likes missle attack, you can have things flying straight at you, and sometimes at your head. Item she use? anything she sees.. worst time was a glass bowl.. that she hit on me.. luckily thank God it misses.. if not you wont see me writing this blog.. and for my past 18 years.. sometimes things got so bad that we wanna call the cops and arrest her for family violence.. believe me, its bad. Live with me, and you will know. But my bro, sis and i, grew to adapt it.. when i was little, i will cry and blame everything on myself..but now, nah, screw her, she can scream and curse all she want, i just think she's a little gal wanting for attention. I just do my stuffs, and she hits on me, pray that i do not use violence against her.
Do i sound violent? or you may be saying, hey, she's your own mum, you cant hit her.. ya, everyone's telling me that.. there's no justice if she hits you, bleeds you, and you cant hit her? ha.. i dont believe that. Ok, i am just saying, but i wont do it ya.. and ya.. i will never hit a gal, no matter what.. thats a honor i partake.. maybe you will just see a big hole in the wall, but no, i will never hit a gal.
and ya.. to end this entry, this is a promise i took.. upon looking at my father, my mum, my bro and sis.. i promise i will be something special.. and when i am at their age.. I will never inflict pain and suffering on my children.. well, if i lived to that age first;)...
Sunday, January 16, 2005
16/01/05
woah.. just got my new bluetooth usb adaptor.. a very cool device.. hee, can transfer thru and fro from my handphone now wor.. and its fast too, hee..well, its a beginning of greater things.. more will come;) i am sure of that .. bluetooth is a great technology.. ya..
had sea rowing today at kallang, got sun blasted by the afternoon sun.. hmm..trying to learn to hold and control the paddle, how to recover fast, yet correct.. and think i got the technique..
When recovering, draw paddle up with controlling arm, and pull it up to resume to front..
When in water, always use hips to provide turning power, and always always dip the paddle into the water.. hee, its a secret if you get tired, you just keep going down, momentum, except the power is lesser.. but you are still doing it..
frankly, i like rowing alot.. its like a passion, when you see your teammates all doing the same thing, all tired, all thirsty and all hungry, but you see everyone's reaching for one goal, together, with the timing doing the same thing, you will feel extremely charged and motivated.. its what make a team, its what form and bond a team.. Ya its tough, there's no denial in that.. but the rewards are great.. Everytime a training ends, i just tell myself and laugh to my frens, i survive another day;) and just keep on going.. even when i was in rovers.. this is what i told myself " live today, fight tomnrrow"....
And today.. i feel, trapped out again.. i wonder, is it i that always ask and expect too much from people? cant i be just a normal person and live life happily, be fat, slobby, dumb, nerdy.. without a goal or dream? get a gal fren and shop, and blah blah.. live the medrocitic life? i think of that.. but, i just cant. Its not my destiny.
Whats my destiny then? to go out and fight a war.. to live and die for the greater cause... thats my destiny.. not being a person who's chain to his desk doing 8to5 work in the future.. or a happy dad who has 5 kids and grow a belly and grow old.. No.. i cant be that.. i have to fufil my dream, and destiny, whatever it costs.. i will.
I think, ya, i admit i expect and demand alot from myself.. and i think too.. i demand alot from those around me too.. my frens, my loves ones, i always somehow impose my ideas on them.. ok, its for their good.. but you know, you never like when someone shove something into your mouth.. ya, you know the feeling.. ya.. and i found out.. i demand alot from the ones close to me and i love.. thats bad.. ;) well.. i will hope to change that.. but, ya, i still demand the best, cause i always strive to give the best too.. so.. if you cant do that.. you better try to..
had sea rowing today at kallang, got sun blasted by the afternoon sun.. hmm..trying to learn to hold and control the paddle, how to recover fast, yet correct.. and think i got the technique..
When recovering, draw paddle up with controlling arm, and pull it up to resume to front..
When in water, always use hips to provide turning power, and always always dip the paddle into the water.. hee, its a secret if you get tired, you just keep going down, momentum, except the power is lesser.. but you are still doing it..
frankly, i like rowing alot.. its like a passion, when you see your teammates all doing the same thing, all tired, all thirsty and all hungry, but you see everyone's reaching for one goal, together, with the timing doing the same thing, you will feel extremely charged and motivated.. its what make a team, its what form and bond a team.. Ya its tough, there's no denial in that.. but the rewards are great.. Everytime a training ends, i just tell myself and laugh to my frens, i survive another day;) and just keep on going.. even when i was in rovers.. this is what i told myself " live today, fight tomnrrow"....
And today.. i feel, trapped out again.. i wonder, is it i that always ask and expect too much from people? cant i be just a normal person and live life happily, be fat, slobby, dumb, nerdy.. without a goal or dream? get a gal fren and shop, and blah blah.. live the medrocitic life? i think of that.. but, i just cant. Its not my destiny.
Whats my destiny then? to go out and fight a war.. to live and die for the greater cause... thats my destiny.. not being a person who's chain to his desk doing 8to5 work in the future.. or a happy dad who has 5 kids and grow a belly and grow old.. No.. i cant be that.. i have to fufil my dream, and destiny, whatever it costs.. i will.
I think, ya, i admit i expect and demand alot from myself.. and i think too.. i demand alot from those around me too.. my frens, my loves ones, i always somehow impose my ideas on them.. ok, its for their good.. but you know, you never like when someone shove something into your mouth.. ya, you know the feeling.. ya.. and i found out.. i demand alot from the ones close to me and i love.. thats bad.. ;) well.. i will hope to change that.. but, ya, i still demand the best, cause i always strive to give the best too.. so.. if you cant do that.. you better try to..
Saturday, January 08, 2005
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
05/01/05
hmm.. what a nice date, 05/01/05.. any one bought 4d?;) hmm today went to St. Magret's church of the angels.. know where is it? its at Bukit Timah, somewhere near bukit batok MRT station.. had to went there to do detailings of the structures there.. well, first hand experience tells me that this church is missing something.. is it the aura? or i dont know.. just that i feel that something is missing for this church.. oh yeah, it looks cool.. real cool that i didnt know its a church until my bros and i almost the bus stop ha.. and ya.. i find that the architect took quite a no. of other designs from other famous architects.. i have nothing against that.. but i just feel that he can be more creative than doing this. Like i always believe, Make your own path, never walk the beaten road as you may never know what you may find there..;) and well, as again, how can i comment as i am just a archi student? ;) after visiting the site, went to ate at a foodcourt.. hee, went to a DIY shop to find wire cutter.. hee, guess why i do that for..
1) cut wires(arent that obvious)?
2) cut fence and insert into enemy territory
3) steal bicycles
4) break into residential house and peep at gals
haha.. whats your guess? cant be 4 rite? i am not that pervertic;) hee, its 3.. even the guy at the shop ask me if i am needing it for to steal bicycles lol.. i just laughed. He offered me a 15dollar big and hairy bolt cutter.. and assured me this really work, cause that what's he use to steal bicycles before too lolx.. too bad i turn him down as i am running out of resources.. sigh.. anyway, its too big.. cant hide it. You gonna ask, hey, why you need to steal bicycles for?
i will answer, well, maybe one day i am mad again, and wanna walk from North to South of singapore.. and i need a quick transport.. well, i will just snap a lock and get a old bicycle.. ok ok.. its wrong to steal, hey, but those bicycles do need a workout ya;) hee..
alrite.. got to go for dipper(dinner and supper).. today's training is back breaking.. but its alrite..
Quote: No matter how tough and shitty things can be.. take a break/rest, but never never give up... All the best mates;)
1) cut wires(arent that obvious)?
2) cut fence and insert into enemy territory
3) steal bicycles
4) break into residential house and peep at gals
haha.. whats your guess? cant be 4 rite? i am not that pervertic;) hee, its 3.. even the guy at the shop ask me if i am needing it for to steal bicycles lol.. i just laughed. He offered me a 15dollar big and hairy bolt cutter.. and assured me this really work, cause that what's he use to steal bicycles before too lolx.. too bad i turn him down as i am running out of resources.. sigh.. anyway, its too big.. cant hide it. You gonna ask, hey, why you need to steal bicycles for?
i will answer, well, maybe one day i am mad again, and wanna walk from North to South of singapore.. and i need a quick transport.. well, i will just snap a lock and get a old bicycle.. ok ok.. its wrong to steal, hey, but those bicycles do need a workout ya;) hee..
alrite.. got to go for dipper(dinner and supper).. today's training is back breaking.. but its alrite..
Quote: No matter how tough and shitty things can be.. take a break/rest, but never never give up... All the best mates;)
Saturday, January 01, 2005
ahh 01/01/2005!!
ahh.. the last day of 2004 and first day of 2005!.. what are you all guys doing on the last day of 2004? well, think i have a wire lost.. but i like it;) this is what happen
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met up with charlene and countdown with her at downtown east.. but sadly she has to go home as her guardian is really in a bad mood.. and ya, it is dangerous. There was no taxis and bus availiable, and we had to walk 3/4 or half than we found one taxi just starting for wokk.. hee, thank God, so she hop on the taxi and left. ok, thats when the whole fun begins.. I live in amk, and i am now in Pasir Ris.. Situation assesement: i have to go home, but well.. dont feel like taking cab, so there is no bus or MRT. i have no map, no compasss, no sense of where i was, and only a bottle of water for me to survive on. Well, being the crazy me, i wanna try trekking/walking home on foot.. haha, so i did...
I started on Pasir Ris, woah.. that place is difficult to walk out.. and i finally did. Walked to Tampines, and saw TP on the way, and kept on walking. Pass Simei, and ya.. now i finally know Simei is a crossroad between Changi and Bedok, so i keep on walking. Man.. there was so many bicycles around.. really feel like taking one and ride hee.. but they all got locks:( and i had no wire cutter. well, nevermind, I finish the journey finally at 6.. and after 5 hours of non stop fast march, i reached Kallang.. and i felt i had enough hee.. Took the first fully packed train home.. and finally fall flat after lack of sleep for 24 hours.
well haha, guess next time i will try other places.. frankly speaking, its a challenging experience, as you got no idea where the hell you are, only to follow your own instinct and road direction, and it takes mental toughness for the long long roads.. hee, but i like the view and wind.. Everyone, try it out one day;)
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met up with charlene and countdown with her at downtown east.. but sadly she has to go home as her guardian is really in a bad mood.. and ya, it is dangerous. There was no taxis and bus availiable, and we had to walk 3/4 or half than we found one taxi just starting for wokk.. hee, thank God, so she hop on the taxi and left. ok, thats when the whole fun begins.. I live in amk, and i am now in Pasir Ris.. Situation assesement: i have to go home, but well.. dont feel like taking cab, so there is no bus or MRT. i have no map, no compasss, no sense of where i was, and only a bottle of water for me to survive on. Well, being the crazy me, i wanna try trekking/walking home on foot.. haha, so i did...
I started on Pasir Ris, woah.. that place is difficult to walk out.. and i finally did. Walked to Tampines, and saw TP on the way, and kept on walking. Pass Simei, and ya.. now i finally know Simei is a crossroad between Changi and Bedok, so i keep on walking. Man.. there was so many bicycles around.. really feel like taking one and ride hee.. but they all got locks:( and i had no wire cutter. well, nevermind, I finish the journey finally at 6.. and after 5 hours of non stop fast march, i reached Kallang.. and i felt i had enough hee.. Took the first fully packed train home.. and finally fall flat after lack of sleep for 24 hours.
well haha, guess next time i will try other places.. frankly speaking, its a challenging experience, as you got no idea where the hell you are, only to follow your own instinct and road direction, and it takes mental toughness for the long long roads.. hee, but i like the view and wind.. Everyone, try it out one day;)
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
THE Killer Wave..
just watched news and following it for the past three days.. seems like the talk of the town these three days.. sigh.. It just came suddenly, taking thousands and thousands of lifes with it.. and left with so many families broken, some without dad, or mom, or some without brothers and sisters.. some even lost their whole family.. I just wish to say a prayer for those who lost their lives and love ones in this tragic incident..
Oh Lord.. may you guide these souls to the right path.. guiding them and giving them grace, for they have lost their lives.. I pray that angels will descend to ease the pain of those loves ones whom these people have depart from.. and may the dark clouds leave and a new day born.. Amen..
Oh Lord.. may you guide these souls to the right path.. guiding them and giving them grace, for they have lost their lives.. I pray that angels will descend to ease the pain of those loves ones whom these people have depart from.. and may the dark clouds leave and a new day born.. Amen..
Friday, December 24, 2004
Thursday, December 23, 2004
reflection time
hmm.. 23/12/2004., T-minus 2 days to christmas.. and well, i am in thinking mode.. Had a hard training today.. i had to limp back home.. hee, but who cares.. what doesnt kill me will only makes me stronger;) went back home, on the train saw quite a few things.. there was a very old lady, who carried much on her, 68? she asked me to guide to somerset station, and i did.. when she get down the train, she took her very large bag with her.. man, there's one strong lady.. Train went past orchard.. and i saw a couple.. with so many bags, guess they went shopping like mad. the guy is one hugh big balloon, and the gal is quite a pretty gal ba, 14 only.. well, not discrimiting big people, but i was thinking.. if this guy, has no more money, will the gal be with her? is wealth, money the answer to love? i do not think so at all.. after limping back home, saw "the bachelor" on channel 5..
another thought.. you know, the guy with the big smile, and all the gals going after him.. it sets me thinking again.. what if the guy does not have much money, but he's hardworking and dare to live his dreams.. will the gals treat him the same? what if he's a man who has no money, but he dare to love.. will the gals treat him the same?
and lastly.. heard my dad has serious problems in his workplace.. may be resigning soon.. not that i worry much, but sometimes i wish my dad could stand up and fight his battle.. but sadly, many times, he didnt. I promise, in my life, i will never be like my dad..
"if someone says you cant, YOU CAN"
" let those mock and throw stones at you, Be strong, Stand tall, Have Faith, and you will know who's stronger in the end.. "
" a wise man is one who use the bricks other have thrown at him"
another thought.. you know, the guy with the big smile, and all the gals going after him.. it sets me thinking again.. what if the guy does not have much money, but he's hardworking and dare to live his dreams.. will the gals treat him the same? what if he's a man who has no money, but he dare to love.. will the gals treat him the same?
and lastly.. heard my dad has serious problems in his workplace.. may be resigning soon.. not that i worry much, but sometimes i wish my dad could stand up and fight his battle.. but sadly, many times, he didnt. I promise, in my life, i will never be like my dad..
"if someone says you cant, YOU CAN"
" let those mock and throw stones at you, Be strong, Stand tall, Have Faith, and you will know who's stronger in the end.. "
" a wise man is one who use the bricks other have thrown at him"
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
no princess?
what is wrong with me today.. feel like banging my head onto something.. its almost christmas, and she's not here.. man, really feel like telling her how i feel about her.. guess i am thinking too much ba.. but damm, really miss her today.. >.< . hmm, tracing back to the reason.. maybe is because too long never see her? or.. dreamt of her too much? or.. well, just really like her? damm it.. 8days she will be back.. and i cant stand it already.. i hate confessing my feelings, but guess i need to say it out ba..
From the last time we met.. i still can clearly play back the times we were together in my mind.. i can always see your smile, your very enchanting smile actually.. that captures me like no other gals.. and it just keep playing in my mind like a repeated video.. remember the time we were at orchard road, and we both laugh at the christmas tree that keep swaying left and right.. it was really funny..
well, dont know who's on her mind now.. or in her heart.. i dont wanna think, guess, know.. and i never once hope that it will be me.. cause it seems so impossible.. well, i can just say i still miss her now, and later ha.. almost every sec and min.. damm:( even my architecture drawings seem to be her..
From the last time we met.. i still can clearly play back the times we were together in my mind.. i can always see your smile, your very enchanting smile actually.. that captures me like no other gals.. and it just keep playing in my mind like a repeated video.. remember the time we were at orchard road, and we both laugh at the christmas tree that keep swaying left and right.. it was really funny..
well, dont know who's on her mind now.. or in her heart.. i dont wanna think, guess, know.. and i never once hope that it will be me.. cause it seems so impossible.. well, i can just say i still miss her now, and later ha.. almost every sec and min.. damm:( even my architecture drawings seem to be her..
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Teamwork...
well, to start, today was my first day on a boat rowing hard for Dragonboat.. i had to admit, its tough at first, depressing too, when you see no target. We chiong from one buyoncy, to another, can say its 1.5km? haha.. and do it for 4 sets. After these sets, we practice standard charging. Sounds cool? it is;) this is the highlight of today.. Whats amazing, is that how 10 people, with the common goal, can do. With the right timing, the right atitude, the right aggressiveness, and of course teamwork, our boat suddenly become a speedy motor cruiser.. Everyone was amazed by our own speed.. it makes the boat rock up and down. Ya, i didnt explain whats standard charging.. Its a technique use to charge, use mainly in competitions, i will say its back breaking, but effective. It goes like this: 5, 17, 10 rows.. than the command is given: Charging up ready 5, GO. then 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, everyone stands up and row the damm boat haha.. from the trembling hand muscles, now the leg and back muscles are used also.. Finally at 4, we end the training.. To conclude, its tough, but if you wanna be the best, you train with the best, you just dont give up...no matter what shitty shit it is. That's a understatement.
Friday, December 17, 2004
hahaha
hmm, i always believe in this quote.. when there is pain, relief and joy will come soon.. well, think its true haha.. just joined the Dragonboat in my school, they are the most elite CCA in whole Poly.. and here i am haha.. their training left my muscles aching.. but its good training..
so today, 17/12/2004, few days more to christmas.. hee, i havent buy christmas presents.. oops haha.. ok, havent finish yet.. morning was quite alrite.. reach sch at 8am, then work till 12, haha went home with my frens haha.. never stay till 5pm. Hee, my bro, Deyang, treat Shawn and i a icecream.. man, it really really taste good wor hee.. really seriously haha.. feel like going to PS to play arcade and shop for presents.. but think will do it next week ba.. hee, one day before christmas haha.. just now wanna go sleep wan, then princess go online grrr.. hahaha, just kidding.. its fun always talking to her wor.. brighten my day..she's special hee;)
oh yeah.. she reminded me to update my bloggie, so i had already wor..
you also 2 years than update once wor haha, say me;)
so today, 17/12/2004, few days more to christmas.. hee, i havent buy christmas presents.. oops haha.. ok, havent finish yet.. morning was quite alrite.. reach sch at 8am, then work till 12, haha went home with my frens haha.. never stay till 5pm. Hee, my bro, Deyang, treat Shawn and i a icecream.. man, it really really taste good wor hee.. really seriously haha.. feel like going to PS to play arcade and shop for presents.. but think will do it next week ba.. hee, one day before christmas haha.. just now wanna go sleep wan, then princess go online grrr.. hahaha, just kidding.. its fun always talking to her wor.. brighten my day..she's special hee;)
oh yeah.. she reminded me to update my bloggie, so i had already wor..
you also 2 years than update once wor haha, say me;)
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Its pretty funny
well, this joke is funny if you can understand it;) and viewer's discretion is advised haha..
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
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